Sunday, June 23, 2013

Fuck the Real Shit


That’s right. I’m out and doing good. I’m still bitching about shit, but what more can you say? I like bitching, although I don’t have much to bitch about lately. I’m doing pretty good. I’m happy to say that I’m happy, so what do I write about. Nothing in effect. I want to talk more about sex but I’ll do that later. What I would like to talk about is television and movies. That’s always good. Better than politics and religion. That’s bullshit. I get so sick of politics, and it’s racist overtones. It seems that there are people who are actually looking for politically correct racists to run for office. Then they vote them in when they hear topics and issues that appeal to their racist attitudes. Fuck politics.

What I would like to talk about is a television show on HBO called Game of Thrones. I get Amazon Prime and two seasons were on it. So I paid to see the first season and I was lost. There was this town Westfall, who had been visited by the king, Robert Baratheon, and he goes to a close friend and longtime knight to join him in leading the seven kingdoms. Ned Stark is his close friend, and he uproots his family to go to the capital of the Seven Kingdoms, Kings Landing, to help his friend the king. There, is the Iron Throne, made up of scores of swords where only the king can sit.

Meanwhile there is all this shit going on around them. This and that is happening to his woman and that man that you wonder how the fuck they get anything done. This one is fucking that one, this one is throwing that one out the window, this one is trying to wed that one. It’s a panic. When they get to King’s Landing, the King is an idiot action junky that can’t sit still and takes needless risks. What kind of fucking king is that? He leaves Ned to run the country while he runs amok. Ned tries to settle him down, get him to calm down, but he takes one needless risk after another.

Meanwhile his wife has a bastard son who is but a youth, but has an eye out for the throne for his tiny ass. Also, Ned Stark has a bastard son who traipses off to the edge of the fucking world to make a name for himself since he cannot take the name Stark and he goes to The Wall, where there is a castle fortress edged into the wall of ice call Castle Black. This fucking wall keeps out the dead from leaving their frozen wasteland and marching on the land of the living. The men there swear allegiance to the brotherhood and once they become Brothers of the Watch, can never leave. That’s bullshit if you ask me. All the women and the food are in the south and they are in the north fighting demons and the dead for crumbs and masturbation. Bullshit, right? So Ned Stark’s bastard son, Jon Snow, has to stay there and deal with all the shit that everyone in the south is glad to be without.

But shit gets out of hand the moment the king fucks up and when that happens, the fuckfest that goes on in Kings Landing is beyond words, and Ned Stark, his daughters and his wife are in the middle of a pickle. Can you imagine that?

Further away from civil- ization, you have the Dothraki, a nomadic horse tribe that ride around the Dothraki sea, a fucking desert and kill people. The decimated Targaryen family’s sole heir, Viserys III Targaryen weds his beautiful sister to Khal Drogo, head of the Dothraki and yes, she has a hard time with this barbarian, taking it in the ass and all, but he comes to love her and promises her the iron throne. Shit goes south there soon after he makes this promise to her.

Yeah, in this show, a lot of shit goes south the moment that mother- fuckers claim the Iron Throne. Even the people who sit on the throne find themselves knee deep in a vomitfest and soon bad things quickly happen. Wars break out over the seven kingdoms and some of the most interesting things come to play. You’ve got magic and dragons and fire and all kinds of shit that is being used by the second season, and things will be getting bad as the dead go on the march. That’s going to be a tough thing to deal with because all of your loved ones come back to cut your head off and eat your face. That’s rough.

But it’s a good series. I watch it and even though its brutal and tough, it’s right up my fucking alley. I just wish the Lannisters get their just deserts. You’ll know what I mean if you ever watch it. Everyone except the midget. I’m beginning to like him.

Whatever.

Hobobob